Darth Vader’s wife is hit in the face during a fight

The story itself is meh, but the comments are hilarious.

Darth Vader’s wife is hit in the face during a fight.

Darth Vader’s wife got punched in the face during a scuffle in the U.K., and, yes, you read that correctly. Here’s the deal. A guy who legally changed his name to Darth Vader for charity years ago was involved in a dispute with a neighbor who suspected that Vader was romancing his girlfriend. (Maybe she’d been getting phone calls from a heavy breather?) When Vader and the guy started to mix it up, Vader’s wife, Mrs. Vader (who had also changed her name), tried to get between them and got clocked. “There is evidence that, in fact, he had been trying to hit Darth Vader,” a local prosecutor said. Guess the Force was with Darth — but alas, not with the missus.